- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.
Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.
Thank you, that is all we ask for
I got an iPad today, pretty bloody happy!!!
Her girlfriend was my girlfriends best friend and they didn’t want me to come between that and ruin it. But them being angry at me about that did ruin it. I guess that’s part of what happened. I don’t know why really, you’d have to ask her not me.
To be honest there’s no real reason why it happened. I started dating my girlfriend and they didn’t like it. They have hated on me ever since. Kind of sad really.
An old friend of mine, whys that?
If you don’t then I may cut you. :)