June 2013
May 2013
Why I like being a lesbian.
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
Dear Yahoo!,
We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing.
Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.
Thank you, that is all we ask for
Yew!
I got an iPad today, pretty bloody happy!!!
I'm sure there's more too it than that.
Her girlfriend was my girlfriends best friend and they didn’t want me to come between that and ruin it. But them being angry at me about that did ruin it. I guess that’s part of what happened. I don’t know why really, you’d have to ask her not me.
Just wondering. What happened..
To be honest there’s no real reason why it happened. I started dating my girlfriend and they didn’t like it. They have hated on me ever since. Kind of sad really.
Is the text post about an ex or an old friend
An old friend of mine, whys that?
Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It'll make sense later.
suicideismyonlyticketoutofhere:
If you don’t then I may cut you. :)
